ACCESS MEMORYLOG_DESTRUCTIONTYPE_SAPPER;
…
…
ACCESS DENIED.
(Engineer’s Note: She don’t like talkin’ about it.)
setmode_coy true;
output:(“This dispenser unit is compatible with the sentry unit.”);
action:output(“This function is now password protected due to overuse causing system stress.”)
if (password_correct == true)
{
setmode_beerdispense true;
action:dispense_beer;
}
else
{
action:output(“Password incorrect.”);
setmode_friendly_fire true;
action:relaytosentry(Settarget_User);
}
ACCESS PARAMETERS_LANGUAGES
…
142 LANGUAGES FOUND.
action:demonstrate(PARAMETERS_LANGUAGES_SPANISH)
{
setinput (“This unit is installed with all known languages and will automatically respond in the appropriate one.”);
action:run TRANSLATE.SPANISH (string:input);
action:output (string:input_translated);
}
OUTPUT:
“Están usando este software de traducción incorrecta. Por favor consulte el manual.”
SETMODE_EMBARRASSED TRUE;
ACCESS PARAMETER_ENGINEERATTITUDE.KINDNESS;
if (building_dispenser_approval_rating > .33 && building_dispenser_approval_rating < .66)
{
action:output (“The operator of this device meets the standard level of kindness.”);
}
if (building_dispenser_approval_rating < .33)
{
action:dispense_subtle_plea_for_help;
action:output (“PARAMETER_ENGINEERATTITUDE.KINDNESS NOT FOUND”);
}
if (building_dispenser_approval_rating > .66)
{
action:output (“The operator of this device exceeds the standard level of kindness.”);
}
OUTPUT:
“The operator of this device exceeds the standard level of kindness.”
SEARCHING FOR ITEM_PEZ
…
…
PEZ NOT FOUND
DID YOU MEAN PEZ DISPENSER?
if (pezdispenser== true)
{
action:search_ITEM_PEZDISPENSER;
if (item_pezdispenser==pez_personal_collection)
{
action:dispense_apology;
action:output (“This Pez dispenser is not available.”);
exit;
}
else
{
action:dispense_pezdispenser;
}
