Provisions

ask-blumedic: IDIOT! HOW COULD YOU...

Tue, 08 May 2012 09:19:00 -0400

ask-blumedic:

IDIOT! HOW COULD YOU HAVE

Scheiße.

action:play_laugh.wav;

action:dispense_expletives;

ACCESS MEMORYLOG_DESTRUCTIONTYPE_SAPPER; … … ACCESS...

Sat, 05 May 2012 21:15:31 -0400

ACCESS MEMORYLOG_DESTRUCTIONTYPE_SAPPER;

…

ACCESS DENIED.

(Engineer’s Note: She don’t like talkin’ about it.)

ask-bludemo: Haha, just jokin. I drink enough ta worry the...

Tue, 01 May 2012 19:05:25 -0400

ask-bludemo:

Haha, just jokin. I drink enough ta worry the medic, but not enough to not do my job.

I guess it depends on how I’m feelin’.

if (user == demoman)

{

setmode_beerdispense false;

action:dispense_admonishment;

}

((For a moment on the Beer dispense ask I had typoed “setmode_beedispense true;” Hahaha....

Tue, 01 May 2012 06:49:09 -0400

((For a moment on the Beer dispense ask I had typoed “setmode_beedispense true;”

Hahaha. ))

setmode_coy true; output:(“This dispenser unit is...

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 23:33:13 -0400

setmode_coy true;

output:(“This dispenser unit is compatible with the sentry unit.”);

action:output(“This function is now password protected due...

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 23:18:00 -0400

action:output(“This function is now password protected due to overuse causing system stress.”)

if (password_correct == true)

{

setmode_beerdispense true;

action:dispense_beer;

}

else

{

action:output(“Password incorrect.”);

setmode_friendly_fire true;

action:relaytosentry(Settarget_User);

}

ask-bluscout: ask-bludispenser: SETMODE_ACTIVE...

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 23:07:08 -0400

ask-bluscout:

ask-bludispenser:

SETMODE_ACTIVE TRUE

SETMODE_HEALTHDISPENSE TRUE

SETMODE_METALDISPENSE TRUE

SETMODE_BEERDISPENSE FALSE

SETMODE_INQUIRY TRUE

NEED A DISPENS- oh… Hey! Finally! It’s about damn time!

action:dispense_greeting;

ACCESS PARAMETERS_LANGUAGES … 142 LANGUAGES...

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 22:54:00 -0400

ACCESS PARAMETERS_LANGUAGES

…

142 LANGUAGES FOUND.

action:demonstrate(PARAMETERS_LANGUAGES_SPANISH)

{

setinput (“This unit is installed with all known languages and will automatically respond in the appropriate one.”);

action:run TRANSLATE.SPANISH (string:input);

action:output (string:input_translated);

}

OUTPUT:

“Están usando este software de traducción incorrecta. Por favor consulte el manual.”

SETMODE_EMBARRASSED TRUE;

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 22:36:40 -0400

SETMODE_EMBARRASSED TRUE;

ask-blumedic: Vhy zhe hell vould I be jealous of a souless...

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 20:03:00 -0400

ask-blumedic:

Vhy zhe hell vould I be jealous of a souless piece of machinery?

Zhat cheap piece of shit.

action:dispense_tears;

ACCESS PARAMETER_ENGINEERATTITUDE.KINDNESS; if...

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 18:51:00 -0400

ACCESS PARAMETER_ENGINEERATTITUDE.KINDNESS;

if (building_dispenser_approval_rating > .33 && building_dispenser_approval_rating < .66)

{

action:output (“The operator of this device meets the standard level of kindness.”);

}

if (building_dispenser_approval_rating < .33)

{

action:dispense_subtle_plea_for_help;

action:output (“PARAMETER_ENGINEERATTITUDE.KINDNESS NOT FOUND”);

}

if (building_dispenser_approval_rating > .66)

{

action:output (“The operator of this device exceeds the standard level of kindness.”);

}

OUTPUT:

“The operator of this device exceeds the standard level of kindness.”

SEARCHING FOR ITEM_PEZ … … PEZ NOT FOUND DID YOU MEAN PEZ...

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 17:17:16 -0400

SEARCHING FOR ITEM_PEZ

…

PEZ NOT FOUND

DID YOU MEAN PEZ DISPENSER?

if (pezdispenser== true)

{

action:search_ITEM_PEZDISPENSER;

if (item_pezdispenser==pez_personal_collection)

{

action:dispense_apology;

action:output (“This Pez dispenser is not available.”);

exit;

}

else

{

action:dispense_pezdispenser;

}

SETMODE_ACTIVE TRUE SETMODE_HEALTHDISPENSE...

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 15:09:00 -0400

SETMODE_ACTIVE TRUE

SETMODE_HEALTHDISPENSE TRUE

SETMODE_METALDISPENSE TRUE

SETMODE_BEERDISPENSE FALSE

SETMODE_INQUIRY TRUE